He’s got an NBA app and linkedin on his home screen and there is a podcast one too he opens one before I can see any others. What’s the post-modern assessment of peoples’ iphone home screen selection?
'What does my nba app say about me'
'What will people think when they see my home screen?'
He reads Facebook
Phone held slightly below eye level, gaze down, scrolls a little, looks up while scrolling a little more
He has zero notifications, is that meaningful in some internet isolation way? Is this a sign that he is depressed/lonely or that he experiences heightened social anxiety?
I watch him click on an article for slate
?utm_source/fbmobile is sent to slates analytics and someone at slate will say something like ‘our mobile traffic is ______ and we should spend our ad dollars in _____ way.’
Someone jumps off a bridge into the ocean below and drowns
someone sprays toxic chemicals on brand new factory sealed iPhones
iPhone 5s top-of-the-line
In a bumper case cause he’d rather be safe instead of object worshiping