Link: Messages I Have Actually Sent To Girls On OKCupid
could you please tell me what library of congress film features boxing cats, I think I’d like to see cats box. I wonder if it is how I imagine
Olympics/Thoughts on Versions of ‘We Are The Champions’ as Covered by Various Ethnic Groups Within Russia
There are no fewer than six of these videos from the last two olympees from Russia, and each one is performed by and reflects a culture/language within Russia other than Russian. I figured this space would be a good one upon which to ‘review’ each one and ‘discuss my feelings with the blogosphere/twitterverse’. Also saw this as a way to expose all you ignorant jerks to other cultures and to ‘open your eyes’ to new ethnic styles to integrate into future buzzbands you might create. Who knows?…. (continued at rubpawpress.com)
funny that all these tumblrgrrrlz are all boasty/confused/questioning their internet presence n stuff because their existence isn’t reinforced/confirmed through tumblarity.
dont miss u tumblarity.
Was really hoping to find a silly Russian music video today. I was getting discouraged for a while, but upon seeing the keytar ten seconds into this one, I knew my search was over.
If you have a keen eye, you may just recognize these guys from the famous Novij God (new year video). They were the ‘featured group’
star trek TNG clip synced with new voices that still match the movements of the mouths. I really couldn’t stop cracking up.
TMNT Say No To Drugs PSA.
‘I’m not a chicken, you’re a turkey!’
slightly overweight dude in way too revealing spandex does crappy magic tricks to MIDI versions of rock songs in what is most likely his mother’s basement. I think this may be my all time favorite internet video.
with flaming polar bears, exploding planets, and charmingly terrible 3D animation, this is basically everything I wanted to see at this moment in time.
I like space and babes so this was relevant to my interests.
Think the way that space is portrayed is deeply metaphorical, like space can cradle us (the babe embodies mankind) in its genderless strong arms and save us from a firey blaze where we could have died if space hadn’t saved us, and somehow we aren’t covered in soot from the blaze that occurred at a place where a thong-bikini would be appropriate attire.
I think this picture is supposed to help us remember how awesome space is.
The Beatles Never Broke Up: Dude Travels to Alternate Dimension and Brings Back "New" Beatles Album

I want to believe this guy’s interdimensional travel story, but I find it impossible being that the the album is just a whole bunch of terrible mashup tracks from post-beatles solo albums.
from “The Story”
He then told me that what he was going to say next will be very shocking and unbelievable, and that if he didn’t actually experience it himself then he wouldn’t believe it. He took a look at the machine near the window and looked back at me and said he transported me into parallel Earth. He said he traveled to our Earth dimension and found me knocked out in the blazing heat with nobody around to help me out. Normally he said he doesn’t take outsiders through a portal but in my case he thought I needed urgent help.
The other 6 Beatles tapes he had were all like somebody recorded them onto a blank cassette for him and wrote the song titles on a card slipped in the case. A couple of the album titles written on the tapes I recognized but there were about 4 that I had never heard of before. He played a few songs from one of them, which was totally surreal to hear Beatles music that was never made (at least in our world).
I wish I was good at singing like Shane. Thanks Tommy/Jukebox the Ghost/The Drunken Sufies/Norwegian Arms 4 this.
This was a fun find after a very long day.
Behold, James Joyce’s dirty letters to his wife, Nora.
1909. James Joyce lives in Trieste (Italy) with his family. End of October, he leaves alone for Dublin on a business trip, and stays there until the end of December. He makes a pact with his wife to write to each other erotic letters.
Not gonna lie. Pretty hot. Yet another reason to love snail mail.
Gotta admit I’m a pretty big fan of these.


