Lance Armstrong (joins later in the white t-shirt) and Co. Ride fixies like mega pros around Austin. I’m pretty sure these guys are absolutely insane (gleaned from their breakneck speed and traffic weaving habits).

Instructions for Philadelphia Driving Part One

When blatently going the wrong way down a one way street and encountering a cyclist going the right way, upon seeing his disapproving look, don’t shy away and apologize or even be amiable. Instead, roll down the window and yell “shut the fuck up!” If it came down to it, you could just run him over.