Willow (street)

my head hurts.

I think I’ve walked in too many circles

I was reading a Russian novel tonight and I felt as though I understood.
Goethe didn’t drink, that’s why he pistol-headed his Werner
Schiller loved champange
In Russia they measure alcohol in grams. ( I don’t understand the volume)

Are you it, are you it, is she it?
Come on, link my chicken wing, I said
She said I hate chicken wings
We ate food without any utensils, just spongy bread.

I like her material, can she fill those jeans?
Does she do yoga, does she deconstruct DNA?
What are her qualifications?
Are we thinking too much, she said.

Kid Gets Yelled at for Crying on the Internet (video)

This kid gets caught by his dad while recording himeself crying on his webcam. In addition to that, we get keyboard cat mixed in. To be honest, I think it’s ridiculous that the kid would do that in the first place.