internet chat with me [i’m connected]

I have the internet in my apartment now. There isn’t a modem, but just a cable that runs from the roof, through the hatch in the roof, through a hole above my door, through a hole they drilled in my wall, to a little box and the ethernet cable comes out of that.

I think this means that Russians can ‘observe my activities’ on the internet. Probably shouldn’t ‘watch porn’ cause it would be embarrassing if they would find out. Or maybe I should watch ‘a s***load of porn’ so that they think I’m depraved and leave me alone/question my morals/ethics.

My IP address is ‘fixed’ which means they probably always know where I am. I hope they like my blog. I should try to provide more quality content for my Russian spy-friends, I think they’d appreciate it

But to get back to the point. I now have the ability to ‘gchat’ or ‘skype’ with you. I did it today with a few friends (José, Adrienne) I think it’s fun and I think we both had fun and we had ‘good convos’. José and I talked about the vodka in my freezer and poetry and the Russian bathhouse and we played each other demos. Adrienne and I talked about her art shows and bikes and Russian money and being a ‘real adult’ and waitressing and awkward situations.

so if u wanna chat, gchat/skype me or something.

skype: keithbirthday

My friend Adrienne turned me into a doll. As you can see, I look super hot. Beyond doing custom stuff like this, her artwork is absolutely awesome. You can check it out on her blog and website
Here is some more of her work:

My friend Adrienne turned me into a doll. As you can see, I look super hot. Beyond doing custom stuff like this, her artwork is absolutely awesome. You can check it out on her blog and website

Here is some more of her work: