What I Learned at the McJAWN/Phrequency Block Party

1. Block parties are fun.

2. Being hot and sweaty all day is worth it when you’re having aforementioned fun.
3. When Yis says it’s not going to rain, it won’t.
4. Carrying a large chicken wire structure across Broad street is one of the most fun things to do on a Sunday morning
5. Philly bands are awesome and talented
6. tU pHAce is one of the few men I know not in the Navy who can rock white pants like a champ.
7. Letting a small child sing a song with the Armchairs as a back up band is a surreal experience.
8. Dom of Dragonzord is one of the few men I know who can rock sleeveless tees like a champ
9. Block parties are a million times better when the block is involved.
10. The residents of the 1400 block of South Mole Street are amazing people.
11. The residents of the 1400 block of South Mole Street cook the most amazing hamburgers
12. Ice cream trucks somehow have sensors/a satellite network and know exactly where and when to show up.
13. Drunk girls that talk four inches from your face are terrifying.
14. Don’t use Grace’s favorite Coke glass.
15. How Jukebox the Ghost manages to sound huge with only three members is a scientific mystery.