Re: Re: Re: Dear Keith: An Open Letter

Ms. Brose,

Altho u continue 2 argue that my bicycle was acting as a phallus, I cannot but disagree. Twas but acting as my companion or friend. The washington monument proved 2 b a suitable representation of my member’s majesty. Interestingly enuf, I found that it was ez 2 fill my time in boring meetings by d00dling in my moleskin notebook 2 the point where I actulee ran out of pages. Now I need a new 1.I will probably start a flickr/deviantart in order 2 post my masterwork.

It wuznt that the ppl didn’t get me, so much as I didn’t find the material relevant 2 my impending departure.

I hope life continues 2 find u well.

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U kno Seattle has yet 2 brovide u with a new wingman/partner in crime and that’s y ur so bitter towards me. It’s ok, I can handle yr projection.

I do thnk its kinda sad that u have to pre10d to h8 me when ur just jealous of my akademik prestige/success w/ teh women. Its ok, cuz I rlly luv jimmy johns and wood luv nothing more than 2 have u make me my fav jimmy johns while we talk about deep liberal arts inspired topics and u could show me the manuscript 4 yr new work about someone else’s kitten/couch or the ‘seattle barbary’ where they give out free coffee on thursday nites until they claim to run out.

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In regards to writing style I feel that it can’t be 2 derivative if it

a) remains syntactically and grammatically correct
b) does not use copious amts of vias and ‘single quotes’
c) consistently has a subject in each sentence

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Sometimes 1 needs something 2 do when 1 is trying to get meaningful lingustics research done. I change my layout/colors to communicate my mood. I feel like I have 2 provide juxtaposition to yr ghost/white supremicist/marshmallow colored blog layout.

4ever (young) yrs
KBday