Reply 2 Dear Keith: An Open Letter

Deer Mister Sharx,

I red yr letter and i must say that its contents sadden me somewhat, but i wood like 2 take this time in order 2 clarify the recent content of my blog.

The pix of the bicycle in various parts of washington DC were numerous and perhaps 2 many. I realize this, butt when u bring yr bike 2 dee sea and u have no friends with which to share this merry experience, yr life is reduced to 1 of solitude. I merely wanted 2 dokument the dichotomy of my elation/sadness in the district. The blurriness of these pix iz intentional, i wuz attempting 2 replicate the meaningful polaroideffekt in order 2 make my ideas appear more analog and there4 real.

2ndly, when 1 finds 1s existence reduced 2 nothing xcept 9 hrs of lame/meaningless meetings per dee-em, 1 cannot butt focus on the more meaningful tactile experiences 1 encounters. In my particular case, teh most meaningful thymes were spent upon a4mentioned safe-t bicycle, and there4 those became the events most likely 2 emerge on my blog. No1 wants 2 heer about dum meatings.

3rdly, i was not in possession of a normal/regular broadband connekshun 2 the interwebs which made it difficult for me 2 compose more robust content during my 10ure in dee sea.

I apologize for any frustration i may have caused u due 2 yr high xpectayshuns of my personal blog content, butt if u hav continued concern id suggest u take up a meaningful hobbie like book reading or recreatshunal drinking.

I hope this reply clarifies any probz u may have had and i hope seattle treats u well.

Yrs,
Thee honorable Keith Birthday, M.Ed, Fulbright grant recepient etc.