In anticipation of my first “check” from my “grant” I purchased the following things:
1 new bicycle
1 new computer
1 video game
24 beers
3 books
I own a lot of things, I want to get rid of the following things:
1 Marshall speaker cabinet
1 Alesis Ion Synthesizer/Vocoder
2 laptop computers that work
2 laptop computers that don’t work
2 guitars
1 old bicycle
I am listening to my friend’s music. In these early songs he used a lot of tambourine. Tonight I am going to a party that will make me feel important. He invited me to this party because he is a nice person, even though he’s becoming important. Tomorrow is my birthday and I will be Michael Jordan’s second basketball number in years. Michael Jordan is also the name of my landlord, but he is short and white skinned with a shiny bald head, not tall and black with a shiny bald head. He doesn’t hang his tongue out when he’s concentrating, he’s all business.
He didn’t laugh at my jokes. I think he’s too all business for jokes.
Last night I feel I made a good decision to keep playing my music even when the public address system came unplugged. I think most people would agree. It was nice when people came closer to hear, but I thought it was funny that everyone stayed close even when the PA came on because I was thinking how the people in front probably didn’t want to make the people behind them move back.
I wish Gordon wasn’t a sourpuss. Sometimes I want to yell at him. I hope he goes bald tomorrow.
The name Gordon and Jordan sound almost the same. Only the initial consonant sound is different. the “j” sound is a fricative.
I like a girl and she likes me but I fucked up and now we’re starting over again. Try again. I think we’re starting over again, she might not be. I’m not in the mood to admit that we’re not starting over. She’s nice and trying to not hurt my feelings. I wish I had taken that into consideration (not hurting her feelings) when I should have. We’re getting dinner for our birthdays. I think it’s byob and if it is I’m getting wine.
I know we’ll have fun and that’s one of the reasons that spending time with her makes me feel sad. Feelings are silly but I like them.
I’m leaving for the party now, these are the things I’m taking with me:
1 bicycle
1 bag
6 beers
1 flash drive with files for Jose on it
7 opinions of my friend’s songs
