"Honey, this is a nursing home, in Texas" (wrong number)

  • Phone shows one missed call from an unknown number. No message, I decide to call it back.
  • Stranger: (in a tenor animated tone, maybe gay male) Hello?
  • Me: Hello. Who is this? I just got a call from this number and they left no message, so I decided to call back.
  • Stranger: What?
  • Me: I'm calling back because someone called my phone
  • Stranger: I don't think anyone called you here dear.
  • Me: Are you sure? This is Brendan. Bradshaw?
  • Stranger: No, this isn't Bradshaw. This is a nursing home.
  • Me: Oh, I know who it might be then, is this nursing home in Lansdale?
  • Stranger: No it's in Texas.
  • Me: Texas! Oh, well I guess it was just a wrong number.. thank you very much sir.....ma'am (upon realizing it might be a woman after all.)
  • (click)