Instructions for Philadelphia Driving Part Two

When approaching a cyclist from the rear upon a somewhat narrow street, DO NOT make use of the adequate space he or she provides by riding uncomfortably close to parked cars. Do NOT deal with this heresy by slowing your pace. DO NOT back down. These are your streets, bold automobile pilot! Let that jerk cyclist know via honking, and apply liberally. Lean on that horn! Hold it down for five seconds or more! We all know that a stressed out/frustrated cyclist is a safe cyclist.

And it never hurts to top it off with a sprinkling of expletives.