I Looked at an Obese Couple on Facebook Today

sometimes I imagine obese people having sex
and I think of the sweat/smell
those thoughts are manageable.

then I think of the sounds.
slap slap slap
slap slap slap slap slap
obese sex sounds,
moist flesh and sweat and friction
I think of these sounds and I cringe a lot.

wonder if a physicist could replicate those sounds in a lab
would probably need some sample data
have to watch a lot of obese porn, etc 
make sure he has the correct surface tension of
obese human flesh.

build a machine using a lot of pig skin or latex
stretched over mechanical fuck pistons
mechanically obese fucking pistons
spray on a lubricant with the viscosity of human sweat
make the machines fuck. record data etc. 

feel like research dollars are wasted on worse things
like missiles and other stuff like that
feel like knowing more about obese copulation
is better than blowing ppl up.

even if the study doesn’t ‘advance science’
although it obviously will
i bet a video of a mechanical obese fucking machine
would get 1,000,000+ views on youtube
200 tweets/second, have 5,000 followers
would be used on the next bjork record.