February 2012
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Recent Memory #4: Interning for Barack Obama
I dreamed that I was Barack Obama’s intern and worked with him in a shared office with one other person. He would sit quietly in his suit at his desk and work on things while I sat across the room from him facing him. My assignment was to write reports about things that obviously didn’t matter, now forgetting all of the subject matter. There was an assistant who was supposed to manage...
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I Want To Be A Smartphone When I Grow Up
I can look at a phone and it can (via me) update a blog check a bank account read a news send a mail call a person scan a product
a phone is a person as much as the person is a person
I want to be a meme be on 324342354 tumblr dashboards get as many tweets a minute as a nip slip
@norwegianarms i think yr blog is gr8 #nipslip
I want to be a blogger when I grow up I want to be a DJ when I grow...
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My bank has an online banking app I can download to my phone.
I use it to check my balance, open the app for blogging and blog this.
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it’s such a shame that when we meet how we’re no longer strangers or independent selves.