July 2009
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WatchThis camel couldn’t handle the weight of this woman, and after much protesting, buckles to the ground.
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WatchI’ve been waiting for years to see this trailer for Wes Anderson’s Fantastic Mr. Fox. Now that I’ve seen it, I must say that I am surprised by the style. I definitely expected something more abstract. Either way, it looks good enough to go watch.
Letter to one Mr. Jason Mraz
Dear Mr. Mraz, I know you’re mine. Please stop singing about it - KB
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New Bald Bird Discovered in Laos →
from wired.com
Dubbed the “bare-faced bulbul” because of its unusual feather-free head, the newly discovered species is the only example of a bald songbird in Asia and the first new type of bulbul reported in the last hundred years.
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A Brief History of Hipsters - TIME MAGAZINE →
by stephen hawkings (lol)
brokenmuppet:
Food for thought?
indierawk:
bobbycaputo:
Oh That’s Funny.
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WatchAlways Sunny Season Five Preview: Kitten Mittens
I seriously am:
1. excited for this season 2. pissed that I’m not going to be around to watch it. 3. Wish I was Charlie
Kingston Unveils Enormous Capacity 256GB USB Flash... →
Holy effin es.
Tom Hanks Trash Can →
Camille hooked me up with this one. Crazy awesome and I’m jealous that I didn’t think of it myself.
An Autobiographical Account As To How I Ended Up...
Once upon I time I disembarked on a grand new adventure called COLLEGE, a period in my life meant to permanently alter my perspectives of life and open my eyes to the world around me. COLLEGE was supposed to provide me with the tools and experiences necessary for me to enter the workforce as a competent and knowledgeable individual. It was like a late-night infomercial come alive; COLLEGE puts...
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What I Learned at the McJAWN/Phrequency Block...
1. Block parties are fun.
2. Being hot and sweaty all day is worth it when you’re having aforementioned fun. 3. When Yis says it’s not going to rain, it won’t. 4. Carrying a large chicken wire structure across Broad street is one of the most fun things to do on a Sunday morning 5. Philly bands are awesome and talented 6. tU pHAce is one of the few men I know not in the Navy who can rock white...
Re: Re: Re: Dear Keith: An Open Letter
Ms. Brose,
Altho u continue 2 argue that my bicycle was acting as a phallus, I cannot but disagree. Twas but acting as my companion or friend. The washington monument proved 2 b a suitable representation of my member’s majesty. Interestingly enuf, I found that it was ez 2 fill my time in boring meetings by d00dling in my moleskin notebook 2 the point where I actulee ran out of pages....
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Via Audio - Presents
So I heard this song a few...
Reply 2 Dear Keith: An Open Letter
Deer Mister Sharx, I red yr letter and i must say that its contents sadden me somewhat, but i wood like 2 take this time in order 2 clarify the recent content of my blog. The pix of the bicycle in various parts of washington DC were numerous and perhaps 2 many. I realize this, butt when u bring yr bike 2 dee sea and u have no friends with which to share this merry experience, yr life is reduced to...
Apparently Fulbright advocates the consumption of salad, considering it’s all we’ve gotten for lunch since i’ve been here.
A letter to the prez
Dear prez, wanna ride bikes? Luv keith birthday
I think i just saw the prez through a limo window. Crazy crazy motorcade involved. There were two limos both with presidential looking silhouettes. I’m guessing one was the right guy.
Yelled at again
Cop told me i can’t have my bike on the prez’ sidewalk. Whoops.
At the vietnam memorial
No bikes allowed. Understandable.
Near me sits a girl with bright store-bought kool-aid colored red hair, pulled in pigtails. Her shirt is black, belt is studded, and jeans are rather purposefully worn with holes and bleach stains. She currently dons a silk scarf about her face, tied like a bandit, knit with jolly rogers across its surface. She has all of the makings of a high school aged tim burton/invader zim/nightmare before...
One More Thing
Oh eff. I also forgot deodorant (thanks for the reminder j.hotpants).
DC checklist
Off to DC for my fulbright orientation week. Here are the things i remembered: clothes, bike, books, ukulele, toiletries, cell phone charger, sunglasses, bathing suit, lappytop. Here are the things i forgot: chapter from book for homework, headphones, receipt for bus ticket.
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Social Torture At McFadden's (told in text...
So last night a very dear friend of mine attended the ‘bar’ known as McFadden’s on fifth and spring garden because it was a coworker’s birthday and they decided to celebrate there. She did express some reservations about going in the first place, and I would say (through personal experience) that they were very founded.
For those who don’t know, McFadden’s is a...
Driving in NJ
I like all of the wildflowers planted in the median of the AC expressway. So i guess there is something from jersey i like after all.
Beach Part II
I know i should be more creative and do something besides go to the beach again, but since I’m to be landlocked for a year (with the exception of the world’s largest lake, although I’m not sure how far it is) I figured I should binge.
Thrift Store Dressing Room Linguistic Letdown
You know you’re screwed when you’re supposed to move to Russia in an month and you can’t understand the Russian person in the dressing room next to you. On second thought, maybe it’s Polish. I guess the fact I’m not even sure hammers the point home.
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