keith birthday is not in russia: Archive

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Jun 30th

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Jun 29th

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passive-aggressive notes dot com →

Probably one of the better “this website is devoted to photos/videos of one specific funny thing” sites I’ve seen in a while.

Jun 29th

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Acme Novelty Archive →

This is where you want to go if you’re looking for basically anything Chris Ware and/or FC Ware (however you like to name him) ever published. I’ll be seeing you all in a couple of weeks after I sift through all of this. website description: “ The Acme Novelty Archive is an unofficial directory of the works of Mr. F.C. Ware. If you think you’ve spotted a mistake, or...

Jun 29th

jumpsuit, applecrisp, ondemand, bicyclewheel, freshbatteries For the last few days I’ve been thinking my hair looks silly; combover.

Jun 29th

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Jun 29th

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MICHAEL JACKSON'S PATENTED "SMOOTH CRIMINAL"... →

Jun 28th

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Jun 27th

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“jessieca PAULINE my great idol micheal in my country your the number king of...”

– entertaining entries I found on michaeljackson.com post your memories there or something

Jun 27th

I came upstairs and the bed was wet. It was interesting because no one was supposed to have been there and the stain was around a box that contained more liquid. It made me thing of the superman joke where the block of ice had melted or something but it was probably actually kryptonite. Superman was okay with ice made of water. I changed the sheet and it was teal but now it’s green and I...

Jun 26th

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Stoned wallabies make crop circles →

Australian wallabies are eating opium poppies and creating crop circles as they hop around “as high as a kite”, a government official has said. via boingboing

Jun 25th

Farrah Fawcett is Dead? →

Jun 25th

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Papergirl Street Art Project Delivers Art Like The...

Because police in Berlin are cracking down on wheatpasting more than ever, so in reaction, Berlin artist Aisha Ronniger has started a project that distributes art to the public in a different manner, via papergirl. The girls ride around on bikes with packs filled with prints rolled up, which they throw at unsuspecting pedestrians on the sidewalk. Read more about it here at coolhunting

Jun 25th

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A teenage girl who claimed 56 stars were tattooed... →

Jun 25th

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Optical Illusion: The Blue and Green in this...

from discover.com: You see embedded spirals, right, of green, pinkish-orange, and blue? Incredibly, the green and the blue spirals are the same color. The reason they look different colors is because our brain judges the color of an object by comparing it to surrounding colors. In this case, the stripes are not continuous as they appear at first glance. The orange stripes don’t go through the...

Jun 25th

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Jun 24th

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On the television there is a man who is claiming that the Iranians are yearning to be free because George W. Bush showed them the way. America makes everyone’s decisions.

Jun 23rd

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Jun 23rd

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Willow (street)

my head hurts. I think I’ve walked in too many circles I was reading a Russian novel tonight and I felt as though I understood. Goethe didn’t drink, that’s why he pistol-headed his Werner Schiller loved champange In Russia they measure alcohol in grams. ( I don’t understand the volume) Are you it, are you it, is she it? Come on, link my chicken wing, I said She...

Jun 22nd

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KEITH BIRTHDAY SIGHTING

you just got Keith Birthdayed. hammerheadsharks: aubreyxiv: Did I just see Keith Birthday?

Jun 22nd

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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-6-21) →

Dirty Projectors (33) St. Vincent (22) The Dodos (14) My Bloody Valentine (11) Fuck Buttons (6) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz

Jun 22nd

I stole jose’s style. He says he’s going to sue me. we’re on the phone now and I told him. He says he’s going to check it.

Jun 21st

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In anticipation of my first “check” from my “grant” I purchased the following things: 1 new bicycle 1 new computer 1 video game 24 beers 3 books I own a lot of things, I want to get rid of the following things: 1 Marshall speaker cabinet 1 Alesis Ion Synthesizer/Vocoder 2 laptop computers that work 2 laptop computers that don’t work 2 guitars 1 old...

Jun 21st

Sub Pop: Free Summer Sampler →

foobarnacle: notlikethecheese: Sub Pop’s summer sampler contains a slew of free MP3s — by the Fleet Foxes, Handsome Furs, Fruit Bats, Flight of the Conchords and others. But the giveaway’s best feature is the download page itself: It’s a hilariously hideous, eye-gouging, 1996-style HTML disaster. Wonderful/horrible.

Jun 20th

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I might as well, right? hammerheadsharks: José...