February 2012
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it’s such a shame that when we meet how we’re no longer strangers or independent selves.
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January 2012
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I just want to be a ball that means dying
not really
I just want to be a thing that is treated as a thing and/or like other things
I just want forty-six thousand pieces of sushi to enter my mouth with considerable force and be a spectacle at the sushi bar the guy with the sushi flying in his mouth at considerable rates of speed and everybody looks and reacts like; ‘oh what a weirdo with...
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Sorry for that deluge of phishery - guess we all...
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Recent Memory #3
I am in my bed because I have started going up but I’m not sure exactly how many mushrooms I have eaten but all I know is that I ‘don’t like things anymore’. I try to read a book by Chris Ware, but all the comics are sad and I feel the sadness too much and everything is moving too much.
I text Vika that everything is crazy and I feel uncomfortable even though I’m in...
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December 2011
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Recent Memory #2
I went into the girl’s bathroom at the bar because no one was there yet and she needed the mirror and told me to come with her. I noticed the girl’s bathroom has more sinks than the boy’s.
I was at the bar and I was sitting at a table and my friend was DJing but you couldn’t see them because they were around the corner against a different wall and the seat faced towards...
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Recent Memory #1
I went to a diner in Moscow, by diner I mean ‘diner’ I mean ‘a russian interpretation of an american diner’.
The booze is free, courtesy US Dept of State, so I get a tiny sandwich and then I spend the rest of the money on ‘giant’ frozen margaritas with a few friends but they run out of the giant glasses and I have to wait or just get them in tiny glasses. We waited and drank our giant margaritas...
Statement of Purpose - Recent Memory Series
A new project I’ve decided to undertake, focusing on the randomness of memory through experience and association. Everything is true (or as true as I can remember it) and focuses on memories as they appear and the impressions they leave. As soon as the impression appears, I immediately begin to record the sequence of thoughts and events that occur, and continue to write until the thought is...
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That Man and the Unlocked Stall Door.
I walked into the bathroom and tested to make sure that the stall door was unlocked before entering. I opened the door and a man sat, looked up at me, incredulous, said ‘thanks’.
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I Wonder What Happened To That Woman And Her Penis...
On the bus, a woman sat in front of me and reclined her seat but it was broken and went all the way back into my lap but she didn’t care and she just lay there. She was ugly, when someone is ugly and ignorant I hate them.
She took her coat and put it under her head as a pillow, but the sleeves draped over the sides of the headrest into my lap and onto my legs. I couldn’t say...
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& I am feeling a lil weird cause you tell me to go away
but normally
I’m supposed to be not so far.
or something.
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November 2011
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Essay: You Are Just An Asshole and/or Internet...
It is annoying when I send someone an email with relative urgency and then they don’t get back to me for hours but the whole time I am waiting I am casually watching them ‘social network’ on various platforms meaning that I am effectively being ignored.
In those situations I feel that they are 80% likely to know that they have received aforementioned email from me (if...
October 2011
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September 2011
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