July 2010
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I do not have a bedroom
I have been sleeping on a couch I have been on OkCupid I have been happy looking at American girls I have been riding a bicycle I have eaten much Wawa I have been to my parents’ house I have been sitting on the roof of the building
Jul 29th
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-7-25) →
Slow Animal (1) Built to Spill (1) The Pretty Things (1) Der Plan (1) Avi Buffalo (1) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Jul 26th
THIS IS HOW WE DO IT IN NORWAY
Jul 15th
PART OF AN INTERVIEW I GAVE ABOUT MY CONCERT IN...
За год в России он научился хорошо говорить по-русски, и перед каждой композицией на концерте озвучивает небольшие комментарии к ней. Большинство сыгранных в тот вечер вещей написаны в Сибири – на одну вдохновил страшный мороз, другая возникла из сострадания к бездомным собакам, поводом к третьей стал закрытый для иностранцев город Северск. Но главное – Брендан не просто сочинил здесь новые...
Jul 14th
Jul 14th
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-7-4) →
T. Rex (33) XTC (4) The Magnetic Fields (2) The Ussr (2) Eluvium (1) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Jul 12th
IT IS HOT IN ST. PETERSBURG AND TONIGHT I AM GOING...
Jul 7th
Jul 6th
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June 2010
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I HAVE NOT BEEN POSTING BECAUSE I HAVE BEEN ON...
I was in: Tymen Elista Rostov on Don Taganrog (CHEKOV WUZ BORN HERE) Gubkin Yfa Samara I passed through: Voronezh Bolgograd So many other cities I don’t remember There were so many little children who liked me cause I was american and it was kinda weird. In this one camp there was marijuana growing wild everywhere I swam in lots of rivers I have a real friend in San Fransisco now. I...
Jun 28th
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Jun 11th
I TOOK A SWEATY TRAIN RIDE
We were in Tomsk and then we went to Tyumen There we went to a McDonalds and I took a bus ride really far to exchange a broken camera Then we looked at all the pretty things like these old houses and this bridge where people did that thing where they put locks on it when they get married to symbolize their love Ten hours after getting there we left there fifty hours to Volgagrad where I sweated...
Jun 7th
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-5-30) →
Miles Davis (13) Ratatat (9) Wild Beasts (8) John Coltrane (6) Dragonzord (6) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Jun 1st
May 2010
20 posts
RUSHA IZ BASKETBALL IS SEXY TOWELS IZ SWEATING IZ...
May 30th
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-5-23) →
Mitch Hedberg (38) The Ussr (15) Love Is All (12) David Cross (12) Wild Beasts (9) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
May 24th
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Hand In Goat
What’s it like to put your hand inside of an animal feel around some organs and assorted body parts put your hand on its heart and squeeze/pull/rupture something near the heart maybe feel the blood pour out of a major artery/vein? Do you feel: Like a man Connected with nature Still drunk from yesterday? 
May 24th
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Attempt at Reflections on Tuva
At this point I hoped that I would be able to put some thoughts down about what happened to me a few weeks ago. I guess I’ll start with a list of things that happened: -Saw some fields on fire while taking the train to Abakan -Took a gorgeous taxi ride through the mountains with ever changing scenery that reminded us Americans of 5-6 different states -Met a lot of really nice Tuvan people...
May 24th
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May 24th
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May 23rd
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May 20th
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May 20th
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May 20th
IT IS THE LAST THIRD OF MAY AND THERE IS STILL...
I WANT TO WRITE SO MUCH ABOUT TUVA BUT FOR SOME REASON THE IDEAS HAVE YET TO COME AND IM SORRY HELEN IF YOU THINK I’M LETTING YOU DOWN BUT I’M NEVER SURE IF I’LL ACTUALLY WRITE THINGS OR NOT EVEN IF I SAY I’M GOING TO.
May 20th
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May 20th
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May 15th
May 15th
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-5-9) →
Guided by Voices (86) Sam Cooke (28) The Bobby Fuller Four (23) Padla Bear Outfit (18) The Antlers (17) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
May 10th
огурцы
if there’s one thing I don’t like about Russian food packaging, it’s that I never know if огурцы means ‘cucumbers’ or ‘pickles’
May 6th
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May 6th
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May 6th
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-5-2) →
Der Plan (36) Grauzone (36) Big Star (25) Guided by Voices (23) T. Rex (21) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
May 4th
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May 2nd
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May 1st
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April 2010
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Apr 29th
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Apr 29th
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Apr 28th
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When there was ice everywhere there was nothing Now it has melted and the city has exploded all over the fountains and parks
Apr 27th
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Apr 27th
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Apr 27th
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Apr 27th
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Ledakhod
I think it’s possible that the river has melted today. They said it would be cold and it is. I want to go to the river hop on a floe float towards chyornaya rechka that is a village near this city. There I would lose my accent and find myself a Russian bride. Have 2-5 children cause sometimes home is a river crossing maybe a bigger river, though.  Yesterday I was told that this city has...
Apr 27th
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Apr 26th
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Apr 26th
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-4-25) →
The Olivia Tremor Control (45) Ariel Pink’s Haunted Graffiti (41) Der Plan (38) The Seeds (38) Wilderness (27) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Apr 26th
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ME VS. A GIRL VS. A LANGUAGE VS. JESUS
JESUS SAYS THAT HE UNDERSTANDS ME WHEN I FUCK UP AND/OR HAVE PROBLEMS WITH MY BROTHER OR DRINKING SADNESS OR PAYING BILLS WONDER IF JESUS PAID ‘BILLS’ OR HOW HE SOLVED PROBLEMS WITH HIS ‘BROTHER’ JAMES WONDER WHAT HE THINKS OF STRAY DOGS OR RUSSIA OR SIBERIA WHAT DOES IT MEAN WHEN TITANS ARE TEAMAKERS? OR WHEN A GIRL CALLS WHAT DOES THE SON OF GOD MEAN? OR OCTOBER...
Apr 25th
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Apr 23rd
Paparazzonaut
One of my favorite original jokes in russian that I made up is who was the most popular singer in the USSR? they say who? I say Lady Gagarin. Russians laugh I feel funny.
Apr 23rd
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Keith Birthday Is Going Apeshit On Rub Paw Press.... →
rubpawpress: RUSSIA TURNED ON ITS SIDE LOOKS LIKE A PHILLY PHANATIC CLUB-FOOTED IF THAT’S WHAT A CLUBFOOT LOOKS LIKE THIS IS HOW I FEEL HERE OR AT LEAST THE BEST I COULD COMMUNICATE BUT AFTERWARDS I MAY FEEL DIFFERENTLY To a certain degree I agree that я соиду с ума.
Apr 22nd
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Apr 21st
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Apr 21st
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Stadtwolf
Apr 21st
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